| Eurovision Song Contest News - 2010 Oslo, Norway 

Jonny the Duck!

(Alot of people seem to have done it, so i've just completely nerded out on my favourites and points and everything!!! )

--M O S C O W 2 0 0 9--: My points, and why! (Goooo Jade! )
12 POINTS: IRELAND:: Because its energetic, fun and a damn good song!
10 POINTS: SPAIN: Because its the most dancetastic song ... ever!!
8 POINTS: AZERBAIJAN: Because its always on my mind (lol thats a bad joke!)
7 Points: Switzerland: Because its by far best commercial song this year.
6 Points: Denmark: Because its easy listening and its Danish ofcourse!!
5 Points: Finland: Because this song convinced me dance music is actually quite good!
4 Points: Belgium: Because its downright groovy!!
3 Points: Ukraine: Because of the repeated use of the word "Bom", which is awesome!
2 Points: Germany: Because its a happy, cheerful song that everyone should like!
1 Point: Iceland: Because my top 10 needs at least one ballad!!

--B E L G R A D E 2 0 0 8--
12 POINTS: GREECE: Because its a fine crafted, catchy piece of ethno-pop!!
10 POINTS: RUSSIA: Because its a damn good song, simple.
8 POINTS: TURKEY: Because every eurovision needs a great rock entry!
7 Points: Sweden: Because this song still sounds special every time!
6 Points: Switzerland: Because its an amazing song, shame about the performance though.
5 Points: Denmark: Because eurovision also needs happy-go-lucky pop!
4 Points: Netherlands: Because it was like Qele Qele with sophistication!
3 Points: Albania: Because it was such an awesome ballad by such an awesome performer.
2 Points: Iceland: EURODANCE FOR THE WIN!!
1 Point: Armenia: Because theres nothing better than a partytastic piece of ethno-pop!

--H E L S I N K I 2 0 0 7--
12 POINTS: SWEDEN: Because the Ark are officially, the best band ever!!
10 POINTS: RUSSIA: Because this song wouldn't sound out of place in the UK charts.
8 POINTS: FINLAND: Just leave the poor girl alone!
7 Points: Austria: Because its an amazing pop-rock song that should have done better!
6 Points: Serbia: Because beyond the provocative stage show, it was a decent song!
5 Points: Iceland: Because its such an awesome song and should have done better, simple.
4 Points: Estonia: Because of such an awesome dance routine and a catchy song!
3 Points: Belarus: Because he has a strange resemblance to Princess Diana!!
2 Points: France: Because the crazy bald guy put all the other singers to shame!
1 Point: Poland: Because this song is just soooo bad ... its good!

--A T H E N S 2 0 0 6--
12 POINTS: FINLAND: Finally my favourite won!!!!
10 POINTS: BELARUS: Thats right, my 2nd favourite is Belarus, shocking, I know!
8 POINTS: DENMARK: Because OMG this song has my name in it!!!
7 Points: Estonia: Because every eurovision needs some ABBA revival!
6 Points: Cyprus: Because despite the strange lyrics, this song is amazing!
5 Points: Andorra: Because you wouldn't mess with Jenny in a dark alley, put it that way.
4 Points: Macedonia: Because I still can't spell Ninjnajinainianaoinjoina!
3 Points: Greece: Because Anna is amazing!! Simple as!
2 Points: Bos i Herz: Because its my favourite Balkan ballad ever!
1 Point: U.K: I know its crap but I still love it!

--K I E V 2 0 0 5--
12 POINTS: NORWAY: Because this started the esc rock revolution!
10 POINTS: SWITZERLAND: Because Vanilla Ninja are one of the best bands ever.
8 POINTS: U.K: Because its definitely the best ethno-pop song of 2005.
7 Points: Greece: Although this song didn't do her justice, Elena is amazing.
6 Points: Russia: Sooooooooo under rated! (and the anti USA subtext is rather funny!)
5 Points: Germany: Poor Gracia, I don't know where it went wrong, but she can do better!
4 Points: France: Again, another supremely under rated song from 2005!
3 Points: Hungary: This song makes gypsy music cool! (unlike Gipzy.cz!!)
2 Points: Sweden: Because Velvet was a backing singer!! (+ a great song!)
1 Point: Denmark: I can't go a year without liking the Danish song!

--I S T A N B U L 2 0 0 4--
12 POINTS: GERMANY: Because his monobrow alone deserves it! (+ the song was great obv)
10 POINTS: TURKEY: Very nearly gets my 12 points, except there is a lack of monobrow!
8 POINTS: BELGIUM: Does this song make you want to dance or what!?
7 Points: Andorra: Such a happy song!!
6 Points: Albania: Anjeza was soooo sweet! (+ the song is so damn catchy!)
5 Points: Sweden: Strangely, I used to really dislike this song, not anymore obv!
4 Points: Norway: Soooo under rated and worrying it nearly god 0 points!
3 Points: Ukraine: Crazy, silly, totally clueless, yet amazing at the same time!
2 Points: Romania: I think i'm the only one who likes this song!
1 Point: Cyprus: Lisa is from the UK!!!! (+ she was amazing!)

--R I G A 2 0 0 3--
12 POINTS: ESTONIA: Makes me forgive the 80's for giving us Wham *shudders*
10 POINTS: TURKEY: Cause the ethno-pop revolution! (yay!)
8 POINTS: SPAIN: Its like Soraya-lite!
7 Points: Netherlands: And to think Esther nearly took part in our selection!
6 Points: Iceland: For such a small country, Iceland do produce amazing entries.
5 Points: Ireland: Sounds Danish, which makes of for the lack of Denmark in 2003!
4 Points: U.K: NUL POINTS POWER!
3 Points: Portugal: So under rated, but I don't say that often about Portugal lol
2 Points: Bos i Herz: Crap, but great at the same time!
1 Point: Sweden: Cheesy, yes! ABBA-ish, yes! Annoying, yes! Great, yes!!

--T A L L I N N 2 0 0 2--
12 POINTS: DENMARK: I can't believe this song came last, its so simple but so amazing.
10 POINTS: BELGIUM: How could anybody not like this song!?
8 POINTS: ESTONIA: This song didn't do Sahlene justice, but it was nice all the same!
7 Points: France: Because without a French ballad, eurovision isn't complete!
6 Points: U.K: We got a good result!! *shock horror!*
5 Points: Austria: Happy, go lucky song that isn't amazing, but is great to listen to!
4 Points: Bos i Herz: Because for some reason, this song reminds me of the film Shrek!
3 Points: Croatia: Not particularly great, but damn catchy and nice to listen to!
2 Points: Finland: Because Laura looks like Soraya and Soraya is amazing!
1 Point: Sweden: Disco-tastic!

--C O P E N H A G E N 2 0 0 1-- (N.B, 2001 was a really weak year for me, with only a few songs I even liked, but i've tried to fill out the rankings as best I can!)
12 POINTS: FRANCE: Amazing song and performance, nothing more, nothing less.
10 POINTS: GREECE: Again, this song didn't do Elena justice but nevertheless its good!
8 POINTS: SPAIN: Not a great song, but makes me wanna dance!!
7 Points: Slovenia: Quite full on to say the least, but a great song!
6 Points: Iceland: I swear i'm the only person who likes this song!
5-1 I can't think of any songs that I like enough to give points to!

--S T O C K H O L M 2 0 0 0--
12 POINTS: RUSSIA: Imo should have won and i'm surprised it didn't!
10 POINTS: ICELAND: I still haven't worked out why August wore that chef coat thingy!
8 POINTS: ESTONIA: Despite the fact her trousers were too tight, she was great!!
7 Points: Sweden: Because eurovision needs more native american/pop/rock!!
6 Points: Norway: For the absolutely ridiculous haircuts!!!
5 Points: Cyprus: Sort of like an early Ruslana, weird yet really cool!
4 Points: Denmark: Because it was so Happy go lucky and a great winner!
3 Points: Malta: It was trying to hard to be carribean it was just so not carribean lol!
2 Points: Finland: I feel guilty for liking this one, mainly because it was sooo boring!
1 Point: Austria: Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funky!!!

Awesome people list (update cause it kinda grew recently!)
Stockholm: For being like the most calmest person ... ever!
Mina: For being way too stubborn lol
Mark: For having the balls to have a Rybak style haircut!!
Stew: For having an accent 99\% of people couldn't understand!!
Sheep: For being so Swedish its beginning to become a health hazard!
Kevin: For being crazy for Hadise!!!
Este: For being sooooo American! (no jokes, you were exactly as I imagined you!!)
T k: Tbh, I think marks mini essay covered it all lmao.
Aaron: For being like, totally awesome!!
Daniel: For having Bagpuss as your picture!!!!
Patte/Fredde: For your incredibly ... different english skills!!
Sara + Eurovizz: For being nice to me despite the fact I haven't always been the nicest about Alex Rybak!! **innocent puppy eyes**
Florian: For being the best Austrian friend I ever had (and only!)!!
Stella: For being auntie-esc!
Marcus: For being blacksoxx (which I still haven't worked out to this day!)
Marko: For being the nicest Serb I ever met!!
Princess Engla: For being the best nutter I ever met!!

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